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[personal profile] randomicicle has made an awesome podfic of First Things First! Yay! I am ridiculously flattered.

You can find it here, even if (like me) you don't have an ipod. :-)
rheasilvia: (Gasp!)
Today, I organized my epic.

Which epic, you ask? Oh, the one that started out as a short fling on my part with a fandom… and that somehow exploded into the longest fanfic novel I have ever written. And that isn't finished yet. (How do I get myself into these things? It's a long story. Not quite as long as the epic, though. *g*)

When an author's delusion she is writing a short story collides with burgeoning inspiration, the resulting writing process can be chaotic. But today, I have girded my loins and heroically waded into the fictional jungle, there to ruthlessly index, streamline and organize. As it turns out, the chaos wasn't nearly as bad as I feared – and now I totally have that epic's number. ;-)

The Epic's Number(s) )

Phew.
rheasilvia: (Ryo loves tea)
It is a weighty, age-old question: If your OTP characters are in different parts of a grocery store but have visual contact, can A convey to B – without shouting – that A wants B to pick up some broccoli?

The famous "broccoli test" – as far as I know – was originally devised by Starsky&Hutch and/or The Professionals fans, as a telling measure of a pairing's rapport (or characteristic communication problems, as the case may be).

But I ask you, where on earth are all the stories? The subject is fairly shouting out for fiction. Pass or fail, there should be stories! So, here's my attempt to show how things might play out for one of my pairings.

The Broccoli Conundrum: Junno and Ryo )

What about your pairings of choice? Do they pass or fail the broccoli test? Write! Show me! Ask all your friends! For the love of broccoli! :-)

Also, because I can, a poll!
Poll #1340 Junno, Ryo and the Problem of Broccoli
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 1


Do Junno and Ryo pass the broccoli test?

View Answers

Yes! They are the kings of broccoli.
0 (0.0%)

They pass the first time, but fail the second.
1 (100.0%)

They fail the first, but pass the second.
0 (0.0%)

Total fail! No broccoli!
0 (0.0%)

Your limited poll options restrict me! Let me tell you how it really is:

rheasilvia: (Default)
Or: Nishikido Ryo's Life as a Korean Drama. Featuring an annoying cast of practical jokers, Eito with an unhealthy interest in other people's love lives, and compulsive snugglers.

Disclaimer: This is pure fiction.
Pairing: Taguchi Junnosuke / Nishikido Ryo
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sex
Betaed by: [livejournal.com profile] solo____. Thank you again!
Story notes: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] je_fqfest 2009 for [livejournal.com profile] diamondsofsix. Slightly less than 8.000 words.

Summary: It's all Pi's fault... Pi and his stupid pranks. Because instead of Ryo's bag and Ryo's bed, Room 8 holds a horde of loud and drunken KinKi Kids and Arashi members, none of whom are in any state to question, although the loudest and most drunken one does try to get Ryo in a headlock and/or offer him some sake.

A Comedy of Errors
rheasilvia: (Junno sexy)
In a rare stroke of genius, I have commissioned a Junno picture by the very talented [personal profile] pana.

Gorgeous, no?

Junno (by pana)
rheasilvia: (Junno sexy)
Disclaimer: This is pure fiction.
Pairing: Taguchi Junnosuke / Nishikido Ryo
Rating: NC-17 for explicit m/m sex. Also, bondage.
Story notes: AU, slightly more than 31,000 words. Various other JE characters – as well as two non-JE ones – appear in supporting roles.
Betaed by: [livejournal.com profile] diamondsofsix, [livejournal.com profile] k_julia and [livejournal.com profile] solo____ – all of whom helped immeasurably. Thank you very much! This story would be very different – and much worse – without you. [livejournal.com profile] solo____ deserves special thanks for going above and beyond.

Summary:
Detectives Nishikido Ryo and Taguchi Junnosuke go undercover in a gay BDSM club run by the mob. Ryo is not happy about this, though not for the reasons you might expect.


First Contact


As always, feedback of all kinds – positive and negative – is very much appreciated!
rheasilvia: (Junno purple)
Oh, Junno. Why?

I like to call the item of clothing Junno is modelling here The Yellow Pants of Horror. )

Meet The Florida Pensioner Suit. )

Here, Junno pioneers the "victim of marauding denim pushers" look. )

If you need to recover after all that, rest your eyes on Junno looking very nice in a plain white t-shirt. *g*


What are the worst fashion crimes the other KAT-TUN members have committed*? Do you know of other horrors Junno has inflicted upon the eyes of innocent fans*? Shock me with the evidence!

* In the interest of fairness, though, no photoshoot pics where they were obviously forced to don whatever horror it is they're wearing. Just stuff they seem to have picked out themselves. Also no stage costumes... that's a different crime scene. ;-)


ETA: I have since been informed that Junno can't be blamed for the heinous crime of The Denim Monstrosity - it was actually perpetrated by a cruel comedian who made him wear it! Poor innocent Junno, I have wronged him grievously.

On the other hand, what does it say that I believed him fully capable of wearing that thing of his own free will? *g*
rheasilvia: (Kung Fu Kitchen Fuck)
What is it about sparkly dancing boys? Not only have I abandoned my traditional, neatly linear style of writing – I am also fragmenting in other ways! I currently have six (in numbers: 6!) unfinished stories pending in JE fandom.

My insanity, let me show you it. There is:

  1. The Epic, which is over 100.000 words long so far but is currently resting because of:

  2. The would-be PWP AU (because, seriously, every fandom needs an "undercover in a gay bar" story), which has considerably more plot than a PWP should and which started out as:

  3. The FuQFest story (mark two, because the above-mentioned story got away from me), which so far coyly insists on being all plot and no porn. And which is slightly further along than:

  4. The random story idea that ambushed me the other day, which features sparkly dancing boys being bad at sex, and which followed:

  5. The random story idea that ambushed me a couple of weeks ago, which features sparkly dancing boys being good at some non-sexual things and bad at others, but for which I have mysteriously found no time so far (gee, I wonder why??). And lastly, there is:

  6. The "Highlander" Crossover (because that is another staple every fandom needs), which I rediscovered on an USB stick today, much to my surprise, because I had forgotten about it.
… gah?

In an effort to reduce the madness at least slightly, I have declared the HL crossover a Snippet That Will Go No Further. So, without further ado:


Highlander. The Sparkly Years.

Featuring KAT-TUN. No sparkly boys were (permanently) harmed during the writing of this fic. )
rheasilvia: (Audrey Hepburn - Elegant)
Seen at [livejournal.com profile] ignipes' LJ:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

I'm changing this slightly to include only fandoms I like, so as to minimize potential problem sources in writing these. :-) If you don't know what fandoms I know and like: My LJ interests are far from being a complete list, but they're a place to start. Also, anything I've ever talked or written about in a positive way is fair game.

There are some characters that refuse to talk to me, but I will do my best. *g*
rheasilvia: (Junno dark)
Disclaimer: This is pure fiction.
Pairing: Taguchi Junnosuke / Nishikido Ryo
Rating: G (all audiences)
Word count: Slightly over 5,000 words; written for the fanfic-a-thon at [livejournal.com profile] iridetaguchi.
Note: The Taguchi methods are statistical test methods used to analyze and optimize the quality of products, processes and systems. However, this story is not about them.

Betaed by [livejournal.com profile] solo____ and [livejournal.com profile] k_julia, who helped very much. Thank you again! You are dedicated enablers.


Junno falls in love the way other people catch the flu.


Feedback of all types - positive and negative - is much appreciated.
rheasilvia: (Junno dark)
Allow me to introduce you to craziness, highly attractive young men, insane costumes, rampant slashiness, pop music with a side of synchronized acrobatics and superheroes, no-holds-barred general wackiness, and sheer cracky fun: in other words, the Japanese boybands KAT-TUN, Kanjani8 and NewS.

Before I inflict my most recent fannish creations on my unsuspecting friendslist, it's only fair that I issue some advance warning in the form of an explanation of who these people are. *g* This will also enable you to flee betimes, should you so desire.

Please note that this is not a balanced presentation in any way. I have a very definite focus. :-)

Warning: Picspam behind the cut(s)!


Junno
A highly attractive dork of a sparkly dancing boy )

KAT-TUN
His group, six guys of varying levels of attractiveness, dorkiness and sparkliness )

Ryo, Kanjani8 and NewS
A different sparkly dancing boy and his groups (plural) )

The natural environment of the sparkly dancing boy
Idols and fictional vs. real gayness )



I will spare you the account of how I got into this – yeah, I've written that out too, but I think this is more than enough for one day. :-)
rheasilvia: (Gasp!)
So, this week, I accidentally wrote two stories about sparkly dancing boys (aka Japanese boybands). Neither of them are the accidental mini-epic about sparkly dancing boys that I expected to be writing. But said mini-epic needs to be finished asap so I can get back to the story that I actually intend to be writing, which does not contain any sparkly dancing boys whatsoever.*

If procrastination were an Olympic discipline, I'd be a contender for the gold.

Also, argh.

And now – before I post the finished stories – I must compose a succinct explanation of who these sparkly dancing boys are anyway, in case any of you are interested in a glimpse of the madness that has befallen me.

See what I mean? Gold medal material, here.


* At least not in leading roles, though there might be some in the background or off to the side. However, I can guarantee none of those hypothetical sparkly dancing boys are Japanese, or boybanders for that matter.**

** Hey, this would make an interesting crossover.***

*** No! No! Must go lie down...
rheasilvia: (Default)
The slaves arrive with the rest of the equipment, put into stasis for safe transport and shipped in crates. Ryo's in the cargo hold when they're brought aboard – he's going to be in charge of the anorganic matter lab, and he's determined to do a flawless job right from the start. Read more... )

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