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rheasilvia) wrote2004-11-30 12:18 am
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Pointless Silliness
A Role Reversal Saiyuki Drabble, as an answer to a challenge on
100_roadtrips. *g* 100 words exactly.
“So we have to go left because *you* say so?” snarls Hakkai. “As if anyone who knew you would believe that divine guidance crap anyway, you know-it-all, not-so-fucking-holy man!”
“Don’t call me that.” Sanzo’s voice is low with threat. “Don’t you *dare* call me that, you one-eyed freak.”
“What did you call me, you corrupt monk?”
Goku’s golden eyes are wide with horror, and the crumbled meat-bun he stole from Gojyo hangs still in mid-air, forgotten half-way to his mouth.
“You take Sanzo”, murmurs Gojyo out of the corner of his mouth. “I’ll take Hakkai. On three.”
Goku nods.
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“So we have to go left because *you* say so?” snarls Hakkai. “As if anyone who knew you would believe that divine guidance crap anyway, you know-it-all, not-so-fucking-holy man!”
“Don’t call me that.” Sanzo’s voice is low with threat. “Don’t you *dare* call me that, you one-eyed freak.”
“What did you call me, you corrupt monk?”
Goku’s golden eyes are wide with horror, and the crumbled meat-bun he stole from Gojyo hangs still in mid-air, forgotten half-way to his mouth.
“You take Sanzo”, murmurs Gojyo out of the corner of his mouth. “I’ll take Hakkai. On three.”
Goku nods.
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Loved it.
Darn, now I just want to read more about the adventures of nasty!Hakkai.
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Too perfect!
“You take Sanzo”, murmurs Gojyo out of the corner of his mouth. “I’ll take Hakkai. On three.”
For some reason though this is what totally got me. That somehow, as horrified as he might be, Gojyo would be able to take all of this in stride and maybe be even a little bit (secretly, of course) pleased. Heh.
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You know the shit's hit the fan when Goku leaves a meatbun unattended. =D And Gojyo and Goku being all sneaky and wide-eyed and twitchy...::loves so much::
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And even in the midst of such a scene, Gojyo still manages an inadvertent dirty pun... ^_^
Priceless. (applauds)
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