Pointless Silliness
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rheasilviaA Role Reversal Saiyuki Drabble, as an answer to a challenge on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
100_roadtrips. *g* 100 words exactly.
“So we have to go left because *you* say so?” snarls Hakkai. “As if anyone who knew you would believe that divine guidance crap anyway, you know-it-all, not-so-fucking-holy man!”
“Don’t call me that.” Sanzo’s voice is low with threat. “Don’t you *dare* call me that, you one-eyed freak.”
“What did you call me, you corrupt monk?”
Goku’s golden eyes are wide with horror, and the crumbled meat-bun he stole from Gojyo hangs still in mid-air, forgotten half-way to his mouth.
“You take Sanzo”, murmurs Gojyo out of the corner of his mouth. “I’ll take Hakkai. On three.”
Goku nods.
100_roadtrips. *g* 100 words exactly.“So we have to go left because *you* say so?” snarls Hakkai. “As if anyone who knew you would believe that divine guidance crap anyway, you know-it-all, not-so-fucking-holy man!”
“Don’t call me that.” Sanzo’s voice is low with threat. “Don’t you *dare* call me that, you one-eyed freak.”
“What did you call me, you corrupt monk?”
Goku’s golden eyes are wide with horror, and the crumbled meat-bun he stole from Gojyo hangs still in mid-air, forgotten half-way to his mouth.
“You take Sanzo”, murmurs Gojyo out of the corner of his mouth. “I’ll take Hakkai. On three.”
Goku nods.
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Date: 2004-11-29 03:29 pm (UTC)Loved it.
Darn, now I just want to read more about the adventures of nasty!Hakkai.
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Date: 2004-11-30 07:21 am (UTC)now I just want to read more about the adventures of nasty!Hakkai.
Who knows what may come to pass. ;-) He'd certainly keep them on their toes...
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Date: 2004-11-29 04:25 pm (UTC)Too perfect!
“You take Sanzo”, murmurs Gojyo out of the corner of his mouth. “I’ll take Hakkai. On three.”
For some reason though this is what totally got me. That somehow, as horrified as he might be, Gojyo would be able to take all of this in stride and maybe be even a little bit (secretly, of course) pleased. Heh.
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Date: 2004-11-29 06:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-30 07:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-30 07:21 am (UTC)Hm, he might be, at that, just a little bit. ;-)
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Date: 2004-11-30 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-30 07:22 am (UTC)Glad you like. *g* Somehow this Saiyuki thing seems to be getting out of hand... better watch some more Inuyasha. ;-)
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Date: 2004-11-30 07:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-30 07:55 am (UTC)But - X/1999? Was I going to write anything about that?
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Date: 2004-11-30 11:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-30 03:40 pm (UTC)Sneaky... I can tell that this fandom isn't good for you. ;-)
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Date: 2004-11-30 04:40 am (UTC)You know the shit's hit the fan when Goku leaves a meatbun unattended. =D And Gojyo and Goku being all sneaky and wide-eyed and twitchy...::loves so much::
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Date: 2004-11-30 07:23 am (UTC)Glad you like it! :-)
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Date: 2004-12-02 10:14 pm (UTC)And even in the midst of such a scene, Gojyo still manages an inadvertent dirty pun... ^_^
Priceless. (applauds)
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Date: 2005-01-03 12:12 am (UTC)Glad you like! *g*
(And sorry for the late response... LJ hasn't been notifying me of comments lately, it seems. *sigh*)