JE Fanfic: First Contact

[rheasilvia]

Disclaimer: This is pure fiction.
Pairing: Taguchi Junnosuke / Nishikido Ryo
Rating: NC-17 for explicit m/m sex. Also, bondage.
Story notes: AU, slightly more than 31,000 words. Various other JE characters – as well as two non-JE ones – appear in supporting roles.
Betaed by: diamondsofsix, k_julia and solo____ – all of whom helped immeasurably. Thank you very much! This story would be very different – and much worse – without you. solo____ deserves special thanks for going above and beyond.

Summary:
Detectives Nishikido Ryo and Taguchi Junnosuke go undercover in a gay BDSM club run by the mob. Ryo is not happy about this, though not for the reasons you might expect.


First Contact


As always, feedback of all kinds – positive and negative – is very much appreciated!

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

You may promise to pay her, but I know where she lives. There was that thing with a horse's head, wasn't there... oh wait, wrong universe.

Still. :-)

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

This may be the start of a beautiful enablership.

Wait! No! Argh! :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

I failed to make myself clear. :-)

The horse head will happen should she feel tempted to accept your offer! No Pin here. Pin-free zone. I need an icon.

...mutter mutter gotta work on my threats mutter mutter...

You purposely misled me! *woe*

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

D: So I am not welcome on these grounds?

Not on purpose. Really truly. :-(

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Hey, nobody is 'not welcome' just because of the pairing they like! :-) This isn't my journal anyway I'm just hijacking the thread for confusing hypothetical second-hand threats against the owner - but you'd be very welcome there, too! Only the Akame bias might make you run away. Or go 'grrrrr' a lot. ^_^

*sniff* Promise?

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

Oh, Akame! That's okay too. XD I like anything with Jin in it Akame too! It's just that good Akame fic is so rare these days that I was beginning to lose hope that there were other intelligent Akame fans I didn't already know. :(

Totally!

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Using the word 'intelligent' after my threat fiasco is very generous of you! :-)

I agree it's quite rare. But a friend who will occasionally venture into the dark side Pin territory (see! I said friend! Some of my best friends are-- oops.), was just recently complaining that there isn't much decent fic there, either. I don't know what it's like there, but with Akame, I have found that simply unsubscribing from akame_ gave me a different perspective. Good fic still comes along infrequently, but at least I no longer see all the 'hai gais i wrote this in half an hour in art class and i know it sux, no beta coz i coudnt wait, i heart feedback and no flames and oh kame is a girl in this fic hehe dun hate me now' contributions.

Akame has some excellent writers, and I bet Pin has, too. They're just too busy with RL things to produce a lot. What we need... what we need is a rich sponsor to fund a writing contest between the two groups, something where everybody gets paid a lot of money to go hang out in a nice onsen and do nothing but write good fic. I'm sure a Junno/Ryo writer could also be invited along, in acknowledgement of where the project was first mooted.

Looks around... hm, now who's rich?

It occurs to me that I need a "pissy Ryo" icon...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Akame has some excellent writers, and I bet Pin has, too. They're just too busy with RL things to produce a lot. What we need... what we need is a rich sponsor to fund a writing contest between the two groups

Ahem. I beg your pardon? Akame and Pin *have* some excellent writers, so they should count their blessings. Any financial support should go to the truly needy pairings.

Some people around here are too spoiled, methinks. *grumph*

blabla bla.... bla blabla

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Aw, Ryo-chan is upset...

I think nothing can beat the Kung Fu Kitchen Fuck, actually. :-)

Let's see who's laughing when he sics Subaru on you...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Aw, Ryo-chan is upset...

That's right, and you don't want to make him angy, do you? Well, do you??

(The Kung Fu Kitchen Fuck is awesome. I would order it in a second. I still want the fanfic. I would PAY for that fanfic.* *g*)

* Legal note: Any horrible pairing ideas will be met with prompt and merciless retaliation.

Re: Let's see who's laughing when he sics Subaru on you...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

and you don't want to make him angy, do you

Or even angry. I have it on K8's authority that if you make him angry, you can shut the show down. :-)

I thought Shingo was the one with the knife

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Or was he the one with the handcuffs?

And Ryo-chan has them both whipped. That's actually very sweet. :-)

Don't think I don't see that pun. ;-)

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Shingo's the one who likes to box people around the ears to keep them in line. Subaru's the one who just *stares* at people until they break down and confess everything.

And Ryo-chan has them both whipped. That's actually very sweet. :-)

They take care of their own. :-)

Actually...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Not a bad idea, that, with the horse head. Might also be applicable to people who do horrible things with Ryo...

Or I could threaten with dire Pin retaliation. ;-)

Re: Actually...

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Not a bad idea, that, with the horse head. Might also be applicable to people who do horrible things with Ryo...

Yes, it might! But clearly you are not referring to anyone we know, or are you?

Re: Actually...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

So you keep the spare key under the flower pot, do you?

Re: Actually...

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Hey! k_julia and I just gave him a night of passion with Junno! (Okay, so it was behind the scenes. Still.) What is your complaint?

Don't give me that innocent look, missy...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

...I see that plot you're hiding behind your back.

*sniff*

Re: Actually...

[k-julia.livejournal.com]

Hey! What have we ever done to Ryo? Getting scared of dead horses now. How will I explain them to my mother?

Re: Actually...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Don't think you can mollify me with cute Ryo icons, you. *sniff*

What have we ever done to Ryo?

You two are so pure and innocent all of a sudden, now that possible horse heads have entered stage left! I will have to keep that in mind.