JE Fanfic: First Contact

[rheasilvia]

Disclaimer: This is pure fiction.
Pairing: Taguchi Junnosuke / Nishikido Ryo
Rating: NC-17 for explicit m/m sex. Also, bondage.
Story notes: AU, slightly more than 31,000 words. Various other JE characters – as well as two non-JE ones – appear in supporting roles.
Betaed by: diamondsofsix, k_julia and solo____ – all of whom helped immeasurably. Thank you very much! This story would be very different – and much worse – without you. solo____ deserves special thanks for going above and beyond.

Summary:
Detectives Nishikido Ryo and Taguchi Junnosuke go undercover in a gay BDSM club run by the mob. Ryo is not happy about this, though not for the reasons you might expect.


First Contact


As always, feedback of all kinds – positive and negative – is very much appreciated!

Comments

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

This may be the start of a beautiful enablership.

Wait! No! Argh! :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

I failed to make myself clear. :-)

The horse head will happen should she feel tempted to accept your offer! No Pin here. Pin-free zone. I need an icon.

...mutter mutter gotta work on my threats mutter mutter...

You purposely misled me! *woe*

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

D: So I am not welcome on these grounds?

Not on purpose. Really truly. :-(

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Hey, nobody is 'not welcome' just because of the pairing they like! :-) This isn't my journal anyway I'm just hijacking the thread for confusing hypothetical second-hand threats against the owner - but you'd be very welcome there, too! Only the Akame bias might make you run away. Or go 'grrrrr' a lot. ^_^

*sniff* Promise?

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

Oh, Akame! That's okay too. XD I like anything with Jin in it Akame too! It's just that good Akame fic is so rare these days that I was beginning to lose hope that there were other intelligent Akame fans I didn't already know. :(

Totally!

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Using the word 'intelligent' after my threat fiasco is very generous of you! :-)

I agree it's quite rare. But a friend who will occasionally venture into the dark side Pin territory (see! I said friend! Some of my best friends are-- oops.), was just recently complaining that there isn't much decent fic there, either. I don't know what it's like there, but with Akame, I have found that simply unsubscribing from akame_ gave me a different perspective. Good fic still comes along infrequently, but at least I no longer see all the 'hai gais i wrote this in half an hour in art class and i know it sux, no beta coz i coudnt wait, i heart feedback and no flames and oh kame is a girl in this fic hehe dun hate me now' contributions.

Akame has some excellent writers, and I bet Pin has, too. They're just too busy with RL things to produce a lot. What we need... what we need is a rich sponsor to fund a writing contest between the two groups, something where everybody gets paid a lot of money to go hang out in a nice onsen and do nothing but write good fic. I'm sure a Junno/Ryo writer could also be invited along, in acknowledgement of where the project was first mooted.

Looks around... hm, now who's rich?

It occurs to me that I need a "pissy Ryo" icon...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Akame has some excellent writers, and I bet Pin has, too. They're just too busy with RL things to produce a lot. What we need... what we need is a rich sponsor to fund a writing contest between the two groups

Ahem. I beg your pardon? Akame and Pin *have* some excellent writers, so they should count their blessings. Any financial support should go to the truly needy pairings.

Some people around here are too spoiled, methinks. *grumph*

blabla bla.... bla blabla

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Aw, Ryo-chan is upset...

I think nothing can beat the Kung Fu Kitchen Fuck, actually. :-)

Let's see who's laughing when he sics Subaru on you...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Aw, Ryo-chan is upset...

That's right, and you don't want to make him angy, do you? Well, do you??

(The Kung Fu Kitchen Fuck is awesome. I would order it in a second. I still want the fanfic. I would PAY for that fanfic.* *g*)

* Legal note: Any horrible pairing ideas will be met with prompt and merciless retaliation.

Re: Let's see who's laughing when he sics Subaru on you...

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

and you don't want to make him angy, do you

Or even angry. I have it on K8's authority that if you make him angry, you can shut the show down. :-)

I thought Shingo was the one with the knife

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Or was he the one with the handcuffs?

And Ryo-chan has them both whipped. That's actually very sweet. :-)

Don't think I don't see that pun. ;-)

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Shingo's the one who likes to box people around the ears to keep them in line. Subaru's the one who just *stares* at people until they break down and confess everything.

And Ryo-chan has them both whipped. That's actually very sweet. :-)

They take care of their own. :-)