Crazy Crossover Conversations Meme

[rheasilvia]

Seen at ignipes' LJ:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

I'm changing this slightly to include only fandoms I like, so as to minimize potential problem sources in writing these. :-) If you don't know what fandoms I know and like: My LJ interests are far from being a complete list, but they're a place to start. Also, anything I've ever talked or written about in a positive way is fair game.

There are some characters that refuse to talk to me, but I will do my best. *g*

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[koorifumi.livejournal.com]

Klaus and Aeryn Sun. Or:
Schuldig and John Crichton.

(Arrgh, now I've got this mental picture of Dorian and Rygel hunting treasure together... fighting over treasure, though Dorian is having a really hard time, being constantly offended by Rygel’s physique.)

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's all brilliant. :-) And Dorian and Rygel would be *unstoppable*! (Dorian needs to grow up and learn to appreciate different standards of beauty. I'm sure Rygel will tell him all about it, at length and repeatedly. *g*)

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

"So the thief constantly follows you around and asks you to recreate with him. But you don't want to. Correct?"

Recreate? Klaus has never heard it put quite that way before, but it's clear enough what the word means from the context. He grunts assent.

When he glances around the corner, the smoke has cleared somewhat and he can tell there are only five Peacekeepers left in their path. He gives Sun a quick hand signal that she responds to immediately, and they advance, with Sun laying down covering fire and Klaus dispatching the first opponents. When one tries to dodge around him Sun takes him out with a snake-quick kick and a flurry of moves almost too fast to follow.

Klaus is reminded of why he approves of her. He would not mind having her in his squad on a permanent basis.

"Have you tried breaking his arm as a deterrent?" Sun asks, her voice tinny over the combat helmet's speaker,

"Of course not."

The door to the control room is locked, of course. Klaus signals for Sun to stand back as he slaps the charge to the lock mechanism, and they retreat back around the corner again to wait for the blast.

This would be easier if they had the others with them – but then it wouldn't be as much fun, Klaus admits in the privacy of his own thoughts.

"Why not?" Sun demands while they wait.

Klaus stares at her. She seems to be serious, so he considers the idea for a moment. "It would be excessive. Also, there would be an inquiry, and I would be reprimanded, and it would all be a lot of nonsense that I can't be bothered with for the sake of that pervert."

The charge goes off and they charge. The control room turns out to be deserted, which is almost disappointing. Oh well. They still have to get to the landing bay to steal a ship.

"That's a load of dren," Sun says while she is entering the override into the navigation console.

Klaus can't look at her just then because it would mean taking his eyes off the corridor behind the hole in the door, but he doesn't really need to; by now, he knows the expression that accompanies that tone of voice. "I am not interested in your opinion."

She snorts. He ignores her. Peacekeeper reinforcements arrive, and they run very quickly.

"Look, I've had this human following me around wanting to recreate with me for months," Sun starts again when they're almost at the landing bay. "I've beaten him up a few times, but not too badly. And you know why *I* haven't broken his arm yet?"

"Because you would be reprimanded by your superiors?"

"Hah! My superiors would give me a medal. No. No, it's because I'm having *fun*." She grins like a wolf. "Don't want to discourage him too much, you know?"

He grunts at her, and she grins more broadly.

[koorifumi.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's great! Wonderful! I so can see it: them working perfectly together and bonding that way. Though I haven't really thought about it that they are in a somewhat similar position concerning their "love life". *G* But yes, that fits as well.

Thanks! I really like it a lot! ^_^

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

They would make a seriously great team! That's why I think the idea of throwing them together is so brilliant - they would respect each other so much on a professional level that I can actually see them getting along on a personal level, too (and with Klaus, that is a really extraordinary thing). They could deal with each others more difficult traits... they're both soldiers. They don't need to be handled with kid gloves. *g*

You're very welcome!! Glad you like. :-)