Crazy Crossover Conversations Meme

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Seen at ignipes' LJ:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

I'm changing this slightly to include only fandoms I like, so as to minimize potential problem sources in writing these. :-) If you don't know what fandoms I know and like: My LJ interests are far from being a complete list, but they're a place to start. Also, anything I've ever talked or written about in a positive way is fair game.

There are some characters that refuse to talk to me, but I will do my best. *g*

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So they're all in one place. :-)

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"Oh god, oh god, oh god…"

"Calm yourself. You have little to worry about – I consider it unlikely they'll kill you."

"Oh god!"

The guy they tossed Jin into the cell with smiles. He's sitting on a cushion over by the far wall and looks almost relaxed, except for the look in his eye and the tension in his shoulders. Jin isn't about to go too near him, that's for sure – this kind of feels like being tossed into a lion's cage to be his dinner.

"Why'd they lock me up anyway? I haven't done anything! I don't even belong here – I mean, I'm only visiting. This is just a fun outing. This is probably all a dream anyway. Oh god."

Hey, hang on. Doesn't the guy look kind of familiar?

Jin squints at him for a moment and decides that he does. There's just something missing. Shouldn't there be something like – something on the chin, or something more voluminous on the head, or –

"Oh god! You're the pharao!"

Pharao Thutmose raises his eyebrows at him in a "and you are really dumb" expression that manages to cross any number of cultural barriers with no problems whatsoever.

"But why the hell would they throw me in with *you*?" And why doesn't this seem like a good thing?

"I assume it is a gesture from one ruler to another," Thutmose says dryly. "The king of Mitanni seems to have more of an appreciation for dancing boys than I can lay claim to."

It takes a moment for the various implications of that to filter through.

"Hey! I am not that kind of dancing boy."

That gets him a mocking look from black eyes. "It is a matter of supreme indifference to me what kind of dancing boy you are."

Well. Jin supposes that's a good thing, so he shouldn't complain. But still. "So. Uhm. What do you think will happen to us?"

Thutmose shrugs. "I will be killed, or brought to Mitanni and eventually killed, or ransomed, depending on a number of factors. You? You are exotic enough that the king may keep you himself. Otherwise he will award you to whoever has caught you, and *he* will sell you or keep you."

The conversation kind of dries up after that.

"So what did you think of our performance?" Jin asks after a while, because he can't not.

Thutmose lifts one shoulder. "I didn't pay attention."

Okay. Jin is not going to be insulted. Like he cares, right? No, so what if some stupid pharao doesn't even pay attention when they've come all the way from the other side of the world and given up their mobile phones and showers and air conditioning and –

And that's when the door flies open and one of the muscular guys with spears who's been standing around in front of it stumbles in, and Jin squawks as something very solid hits him from behind and he is spun around into a wall, and Thutmose (who was quietly sitting over at the other side of the room just an instant ago) is suddenly right there with his arm locked around the guy's neck, and – oh god, that's a sound that Jin never ever wants to hear again, seriously –

"There you are," says a different guy from the doorway, and tosses something to Thutmose that turns out to be one of those hooked, clawed swords.

Thutmose grins a wild fierce grin that has way too many teeth in it for Jin's taste, and is out the door.

"Uhm," says Jin.

"You coming?" new guy demands impatiently. Now that Jin thinks of it, he also looks familiar – he must have been at the banquet too.

"Uh, yeah," says Jin, and gingerly steps around the body on the floor.

Enjoying Ancient Egypt sure sounded different in the catalogue.

Re: So they're all in one place. :-)

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG, AWESOME. idk what fandom this is, but awesome.