Translation madness, or: The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly.

[rheasilvia]

Have a look at this all-new version of the latest installment of George Lucas' space saga:

Star War III, Backstroke of the West
Courtesy of unknown Chinese bootleggers. Wherein we discover that Obi-Wan (aka Ratio the Tile) and Anakin (the great hopeless situation warrier) are all for the big, that good elephants and the Presbyterian Church are the secret masters of the universe, and much more.

(There's also some transcribed dialogue, plus some additional screenshots by another lucky owner of this bootleg.)

Also, an important news item:
Suspected Language Seized

And not before time! I always thought there were a disturbing number of suspicious languages lurking about.

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Star War III, Backstroke of the West

::blinks::

Is this for real?

*dies...*

[tameiki1.livejournal.com]

After brief grilling, the suspect told his name as...

Yeah, I'd imagine he'd tell them anything they wanted to hear after being grilled for a bit. *rofl*

Thanks. Made my day. :D

[entanglement.livejournal.com]

(laughs) Bee-yoo-ti-ful. I frequently say that real life is the despair of fiction writers everywhere: because in whose head would you find something quite as strange and varied as this? :P

I've stopped by your Livejournal from your fiction website; I was clicking around for fanfiction this weekend and followed a trail of recommendations to your site, and I wanted to let you know that your "Gift of an Enemy" has to be the best Mulder/Krycek story that I've read. The characterization is spot on. Your Mulder acts like the FBI's former star profiler, the eccentric and moody genius that he's supposed to be, on a level that not even the show could consistently portray. You have the most convincing backstory on Krycek that I've seen, so well-drawn that I'd prefer to think of it as canon, and his mutability and defining characteristics -- especially his lack of certain qualities -- are made wonderfully clear. And their relationship to each other is incredibly dynamic and realistic.

My one quibble is that occasionally the tone of their relationship seemed a little overwrought to me -- but then again, Mulder at least is an overwrought person, and Krycek doesn't have anything like a baseline.

Wonderful writing, a clear and definite style to your words, and a solid plot -- so much fanfiction revolves around relationships or characters and neglects plot that I was delighted and surprised to find an episode-worthy one in your story -- "The Gift of an Enemy" kept me fascinated and eager to read more until the end.

Thus, I hope you'll forgive this random missive from a stranger and perhaps give a little credence to my plea for a sequel? I realize that everyone online has these things known as "lives," but like I said, your story left me eager to know more about the characters and what happened to them, as wonderfully as you drew them, and I would just love to see more in this continuum (and pretend that the last couple of seasons just never happened to boot -- I can replace it with whatever you come up with...).

Yours truly,
entanglement