And now for something entirely different...

While struggling with my contrary Smallville AU, I wrote something entirely different (and yes, it is pretty much in the Monthy Pythonesque vein of random drive-by silliness). Among other things, Lex considers skin mags, the importance of names, the merits of earplugs, trenchcoats designed by Lagerfeld, and the language of flowers.

( Legend of Nightshade )