Translation madness, or: The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly.

Have a look at this all-new version of the latest installment of George Lucas' space saga:

Star War III, Backstroke of the West
Courtesy of unknown Chinese bootleggers. Wherein we discover that Obi-Wan (aka Ratio the Tile) and Anakin (the great hopeless situation warrier) are all for the big, that good elephants and the Presbyterian Church are the secret masters of the universe, and much more.

(There's also some transcribed dialogue, plus some additional screenshots by another lucky owner of this bootleg.)

Also, an important news item:
Suspected Language Seized

And not before time! I always thought there were a disturbing number of suspicious languages lurking about.