Succumbing to a meme at long last...

[rheasilvia]

Sylvia Sues, anyone?

This is the meme:

1. Use fanfiction.net's Search >> Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.


And these are the best “Harry Potter” Sylvia Sues (I couldn’t pick just one):


Set in a pre-Harry Hogwarts(1989), our story concerns Severus Snape and his love of philosophy, his friendship with a mysterious Dr. Sylvia Oliver, a beautiful interim Divination Professor, and morning jogs.

*Chapter 7!* Oliver Wood meets his match in Sylvia Townsend, a girl he's never noticed before, but unwittingly falls for...
(Oliver Wood? This Sylvia Sue has no ambition.)

Voldemort has returned, and so has Sylvia, Severus Snape's once-lost friend and associate, and part of a force that may be all that stands between Voldemort and utter destruction. The sequel to
(The first part of this would make a good email sig: Voldemort has returned, and so has Sylvia. Has a certain ring to it... )

A new girl, Sylvia Macontosh gets sorted into Slytherin. SHe is different and starts to use her powers she learned in Bueaxbaton to commit crimes and try to kill people who follow her. What's up with this girl and why is hse here?
(My favorite of the bunch. And if anyone was wondering, the title is: “The New, Mysterious Girl”.)

As a Dark Power is rising, Harry encounters Sylvia, who plays a key part in his history, and his feelings for Draco change drastically. And how does Severus become an important figure? SLASH, NOT MARY SUE! Part 3, chapter 5 is done. DEATH! LANGUAGE!

My Snape-is-a-father-story. Rated R for excessive pain and violence. When Sylvia moves to Hogwarts, she gets a unique view of her father... CANON READERS PLEASE READ NOTE!
(A Sylveritus story! )

It’s been five years since Draco, Sylvia or Blaise has seen Ginny. Draco gets married to Pansy and they end up having a child. Something terrible ends up happening and now Draco wants to have full custody of his daughter. Ginny ends up being his lawyer! W
(Yes yes, but what about Sylvia?)


Just one for LotR, but it’s a beauty:

Sylvia Tiraldamel, the mysterious eldest Elf, whom the Ents call "The Shepheress of the Trees", is an anomaly among her kindred. Ever she dwelt in secret solitude until Legolas discovered her. Now, together they are on a quest to find the lost Entwives...