If Ever a Whiz There Was: Five Worlds the Winchesters Never Visited (4/5)

[rheasilvia]

Disclaimer: Not mine. In case anyone was wondering.
Rating: Gen, no rating.
Spoilers: None.
Notes: This is the fourth of five unconnected short stories crossing Supernatural with other fictional universes. I'll post the last one tomorrow. Feedback of any kind – positive and negative – is very much appreciated!
Betaed by solo____. Thank you again!
Previous stories in the series can be found here.



If Ever a Whiz There Was
by Sylvia


"You know, I hate to say this," Dean said after the house had settled. "But I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

"That's because we're in Kentucky," Sam said, probably just to be contrary.

Dean rolled his eyes.

A brief look out the door confirmed that there was a pair of scrawny legs sticking out from underneath the front porch. The legs were wearing deep purple hose adorned by black spiderwebs, and the attached feet were shod in little black pointed bootlets that buttoned up the side.

At least that tornado'd had good aim. One wicked witch less to worry about.

"Just so we're clear," Dean said as he collected his gear. "I'm Dorothy. *You're* the cute little dog."


(Wizard of Oz)

Comments

[iluvroadrunner6.livejournal.com]

oh, i wish you would have done more to expand on this. i can just imagine the dean snark as he wandered through the world.

and i loved the line about sam being toto.

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

It is rather short, granted. Sorry - the next one will be longer!

I'm very glad you enjoyed it even so. :-) Thank you for commenting!

[vaznetti]

ha! this is perfect! I love Dean's last line there.

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

*g* Thank you! It's great that it worked for you. :-)

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

...and your little dog, too!

I hope Dean gets to wear the little black bootlets - squashed toes will make Little Dog Sam laugh. Meanly.

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Dean is probably still hoping to get out of wearing anyone else's shoes at this point, but I'm sure he'll fall into line quickly once a parental authority figure orders him to suck it up and put them on already, and not one word, or she'll whack him with her wand. ;-)

squashed toes will make Little Dog Sam laugh. Meanly.

*g* Yeah, the tiny little dogs are always the meanest ones...

[staceey.livejournal.com]

*snort* He called Sam a dog. xD Loved it.

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

*g* Yeah, and he called it first, so by the rules Dean instated when Sam was five - rules that have never been overturned! - Sam has no right to complain.

Glad you liked! :-)

[tigriswolf]

I love this.

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Thank you - I'm very glad! :-)

[oc-pixie.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!!! I love it! Dean TOTALLY is Dorothy...I mean Sam's got that cute little puppy look down!

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

*g* Yeah, imagine Sam trying to be Dorothy. Ha! Dean has totally stuck him with the Toto part on the plot. ;-)

Thanks for commenting - I'm glad you liked it! :-)

[neroli66.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Bet that's the only time Dean ever says he's the girl. ;-)

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

*g* Well, if it's a choice between the little girl with braids and a pinafore and a cute little yapping dog... then yeah, he is *so* the girl. :-)

[neroli66.livejournal.com]

Well, really, he probably chose the girl just to ensure Sammy was the cute little yapping dog...LOL

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Exactly. :-)

[percysowner.livejournal.com]

I love it! Short, sweet and to the point.

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :-) I'm very glad you liked it!

[dusk-eyed.livejournal.com]

Big silly grin heree. :)

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

*g* Well, hey, *obviously* Dean's the hero - or heroine, as the case may be...

[havenward.livejournal.com]

I really ought to remember not to take a drink when reading stories. Dean's comment at the end had me choking. Perfect voice, there heh

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

*g* Heh, I made you choke! Thank you!